As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise there’s nothing left.
…could somebody who’s good at maths work out how much longer till the whole fucking country is dead and I no longer have to have shitty fucking adverts fucking up my James Bond films?
I am officially ready for World Goth Day <3
Looks like Captain Ahab’s whale has come back from the dead.
Hey fatties, time to celebrate world fat ugly and socially inept day!!!! That is, those of you that are old enough to be goths, seen as nowadays the fat ugly and socially inept subculture of choice is deciding to be an american skinhead girl!!!
So, as your sitting there today in your black rubber dog collar and marylin manson hoody, spare a thought for those brave young fellows in the late seventies who actually decided to be different because they wanted too, and not because the pretty sporty girls at school took the piss out of them.
And just fot the record, that fucking drivel you listen to is not goth music. Its shitty american shock rock. I bet the half of you couldnt name five true goth bands. All you cunts listen to is Manson and Cradle of Filth and all that shitty bollocks - that is not goth music I’m afraid my darlings, you guys just listen to that fucking awful noise to piss your parents off.




